An open letter to spoiled veterans

Dear Sidney Rice, Percy Harvin, Bernard Berrian and Visanthe Shiancoe,

If your decision to no show Christian Ponder’s little mini camp, after you said you guys would attend, is some sort of rookie rib you guys are pulling, shame on you. I understand that you are veterans and might have better personal work out plans, but by showing up to Ponder’s little shindig you would have boosted his confidence and began creating the chemistry needed between quarterbacks and receivers. But because you didn’t show up, I have the following to tell the four of you spoiled veterans:

Mr. Visanthe Shiancoe: you will loose your job to Kyle Rudolph. And you deserve to. All that you are is an above average athletic tight end who with the help of Brett Favre looked like a pro bowler. You think you are greatest tight end in the NFC when you are not. You have a ‘big head’ in more places than one. You can take that as a compliment if you want, but the reality is you have more inches than you have good seasons.

Mr. Bernard Berrian: Last year you had as many drops and botched routes as you had air time on Chad Ochocinco’s crappy reality TV Show. You spent more time on that show than you did on the field last year. The amount of women on that show, which was 16, was more than amount of plays the coaches actually wanted you in. All that you are is a rich man’s Troy Williamson. You really would have benefited from learning how to catch a football thrown by Ponder. Alas, I guess we should just expect more drops from you.

Mr. Percy Harvin: Let me guess, your excuse for no showing was migraines? Fine, I can’t really get angry with you for that. You always come ready to play and make an impact on he field, which you have always done since your rookie year. I’ll give you a pass, even though I am reluctant to give you it. Right now I feel like one of your professors from Florida allowing you to pass the class.

Mr. Sidney Rice: Spare us the embarrassment and let down and just leave already. We all know this marriage is about to end. We don’t want it to, but we realize you do. Take your cool hair and one good season else where. And yes you will booed when you come back.

Sincerely,

A severely spurned Vikings Fans